More Confusing Things

Mommy and daddy took me to a great Daniel store today.
It had many many toys, and there was a picture of a giraffe.

I thought I was gonna get some kind of new great thing, but when we were in the car, daddy gave me a fake baby.
I don't remember asking for a fake baby, and I saw many monkeys there, so I don't know why I have a fake baby.

But then when we got home, mommy starting telling me to touch the fake baby like it was one of the kitty kats. "Niiicee. Be nice" she always says when I want to touch a kitty. And she said the same thing about the fake baby.

I decided to uncover the baby and look at it. Cause maybe it was fun in a way I don't know.
So I poked the baby's eyes and mouth a bit, and I made sure it had a belly button.
But it didn't beep, or make a noise, or anything.
Really boring.
So, since mommy said to be nice, I covered the baby back up with it's blankie, but then I was done.
Mommy said "shhh baby sleeping" but I didn't care.
Whatever.
It is really a boring fake baby.

I think I am just gonna ignore it from now on.